She's not a very good farm wife

Things I've done, that cannot be undone

Raised two chicks from hatchlings. Might have done it in the kitchen. In an aquarium.
Had a baby. Short story: it took 17 minutes. Long story: In the end, both of us survived.
Completed a work contract doing something I had no idea I could do, and no training for it. They didn't fire me!
Got EGGS from at least one chicken.
Got a press release out in 20 minutes.
Safely removed a wee lost bird from the milk house (who then flew away!)
Trapped an evil tom and made him disappear
Rescued a single kitten that survived a kitty massacre at 2 hours old. Her name is Friday, she`s lovely.
Renovated a 75 year old chicken coop
Got chickens!
Found a million kittens despite their mamma's trying to hide them. They don't try anymore, they just bring me to them.
Helped deliver twin calves using "chains"